whoredinarygirl:

barely passing a class like

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sherlocksmyth:

sherlocksmyth:

one time my religion teacher who has a monobrow asked me “what the hell did you do to your hair?” because i had a blonde streak through it and i said “what the hell did you do to your eyebrow” and he sent me outside

when i came back in he asked everyone what monotheism was and i said it meant a religion that worshiped one god because mono means one as in monobrow and he sent me out again

maleteen:

if i havent embarrassingly sang around you then we arent true friends

dynastylnoire:

idanceitarotiart:

dynastylnoire:

Women in my family pride themselves on how they cook. It’s a major rite of passage to cook a meal that is seasoned well, meat done to the middle (unless it’s a steak), creative in the use of ingredients, and tasty.

Burning…

hitlervevo:

people who actually buy themes

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people who prefer buying music 

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buying

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getting things illegally 

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athickgirlscloset:

anomaly1:

caliphorniaqueen:

blackraystyles:

homieloversaint:

chiefsimba:

eurotrottest:

youngharlemnigga:

caliphorniaqueen:

boys between 6’0-6’7 & 200lb-250lb

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Shoulda just tagged me

LAAAWD

@ me cuh

For real

But I’m 5’11 and 255

Sounds like you didn’t make the cut then, sorry.

This post has inspired me to get back to 245 pounds

no lies here!

postwhitesociety:

kieradoe:

"Children should be seen and not heard."

And that’s why your now-adult children don’t know how to communicate with you or other people, how to put their best foot forward to make moves in this world, without having a moment of greater self-doubt and uncertainty in their words and hearts. 

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